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玩英雄联盟骂人的话(一)
XXX
Lol的耻鲁 英雄联盟的败类
ＸＸ2B 光辉事迹
第一次用吸血鬼 出门2红1蓝1鞋子 后来吸血鬼带蓝水晶出门~ 残血追一个有大的虚空
玩盖伦买了个蓝水晶出门……外加蓝药水……
时光仍了个炸弹然后跑到要回城的残血队友的旁边…
玩蒙多被野怪击杀………
寡妇六个五速鞋去送人头
被掘墓套大以为活了……拼命跑……
XXX，这年头像你这么傻B的人已经很少了。
建议退出lol 不再成为lol的耻鲁
玩英雄联盟骂人的话(二)
2012-03-09 20:13:37 水晶小公主135
你是:
进化不完全的生命体,基因突变的外星人,
幼稚园程度的高中生,先天蒙古症的青蛙头,
圣母峰雪人的弃婴,化粪池堵塞的凶手,
非洲人搞上黑*的后裔,阴阳失调的黑猩猩,
被诺亚方舟压过的河马,新火山喷发口,
超大无耻传声扩音喇叭,爱斯基摩人的耻辱,
和蟑螂共存活的超个体,生命力腐烂的半植物,
会发出臭味的垃圾人,“唾弃“名词的源头,
每天退化三次的恐龙,人类历史上最强的废材,
上帝失手摔下来的旧洗衣机,能思考的无脑袋生物,
损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害,祖先为之蒙羞的子孙,
沉积千年的腐植质,科学家也不敢研究的原始物种,
10倍石油浓度的沉积原料,被毁容的麦当劳叔叔,
像你这种可恶的家伙 :
只能演电视剧里的一陀粪,
比不上路边被狗洒过尿的口香糖,
连如花都帅你10倍以上,
找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球,
想要自杀只会有人劝你不要留下尸体以免污染环境,
你摸过的键盘上连阿米吧原虫都活不下去,
喷出来的口水比SARS还致命,
装可爱的话可以瞬间解决人口膨胀的问题,
耍酷装帅的话人类就只得用无性生殖,
白痴可以当你的老师,智障都可以教你说人话,
只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞
要移民火星是为了要离开你,
如果你的丑陋可以发电的话全世界的核电厂都可以停摆,
去打仗的话子弹飞弹会忍不住向你飞,
手榴弹看到你会自爆,
别人要开飞机去撞双子星才行而你只要跳伞就有同样的威力,
你去过的名胜全部变古迹,你去过的古迹会变成历史,
18辈子都没干好事才会认识你,连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保！！！
反正横竖一句话：别让我再看见你，要是见着了你，
我一定要把你灭了
看你玉树临风，英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，人见人爱，花见花开，想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽！而且据观察，你肯定从小缺钙，长大缺爱，姥姥不疼，舅舅不爱。左脸欠抽，右脸欠踹。驴见驴踢，猪见猪踩。天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍！后天属核桃的，欠捶！终生属破摩托的，欠踹！找媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧！
玩英雄联盟骂人的话(三)
What the hell is going on with that god damn dirty language stuff？那个满口脏话的家伙他妈的到底在干什么？Fuck you the fucking fucker！你他妈的真混蛋！Get the fucking my way！他妈的给我滚！What the hell did you see that？我靠，你看到了吗？What the hell is wrong with you？我靠，你到底怎么了？You're fucking piece of shit！ 你他妈的就是一砣屎，你他妈的什么也不是！The fucking mofo， I want to kill you！Cocksucker！你妈的，我要杀了你！贱人！我看过的最牛的英语骂人句子：You cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!”你这个贱货，骗子，坏蛋，腐烂的，地板造水淹，悲惨人生，造蛇咬，吃屎，近亲繁殖，全是废话，可以忽略的，吸血的，狗啃的，没大脑，木有小鸡鸡，木有希望，没有良心，大屁股，虫子眼，瘸腿，无脊椎，蠕虫脑袋的猴子粪！出处： NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION (1989) The insulter: Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) The situation: Not having a happy holidays, Clark reveals his Christmas wish would be to tell his boss the following tirade.You're never too old to learn something stupid. You really impressed me a lot！You people are so boring, u should go back fuck your mother's pussy and such ur father's dick.you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist Wow…You sound fkin constapated 猛的来了：STFU( "shut the fuck up"的缩写) you dirty cocksucking anal feltching cum guzzling piece of shit （youtube上评论、攻击加拿大人） WTF??!!I I'm just answering a fucking question you dumbass fucktard douche ass canadian. Why don't you go eat some fucking maple cookies made from your fucktard mom you dumbfuck 另一个：GTFO("get the fuck out"的缩写) faggot! You don't deserve a youtube account fucking dick face nigger jew ——这人明显是种族主义者 还看到有人骂David Letterman：He's the kind of narrow-minded prick that should be taken off the air… Why is he acting like a major motherfucker to one of my favorite artists 1.your mother fucking bull shit ！2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！ 3. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？ 4. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做! 5. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！ 6. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话! 7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？ 8. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？ 9. I hate you! 我讨厌你！ 10. I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！ 11. You’re crazy! 你疯了! 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！） 13. Don’t both
er me. 别烦我。 14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。 15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！ 16. Leave me alone. 走开。 17. Get lost.滚开！ 18. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。 19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。 20. It’s none of your business. 关你屁事！ 21. What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？ 22. How dare you! 你敢！ 23. Cut it out. 省省吧。 24. You stupid jerk! 你这蠢猪！ 25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。 26. I’m fed up. 我厌倦了。 27. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用） 28. I’ve had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。 29. Shut up! 闭嘴！ 30. What do you want? 你想怎么样？ 31. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗？ 32. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊？ 33. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说？ 34. Who says? 谁说的？ 35. That’s what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的！ 36. Don’t look at me like that. 别那样看着我。 37. What did you say? 你说什么？ 38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！ 39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。 40. Drop dead. 去死吧！ 41. **** off. 滚蛋。 42. Don’t give me your ****. 别跟我胡扯。 43. Don’t give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。 44. You’re a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。 45. You’re an asshole. 你这缺德鬼。 46. You bastard! 你这杂种！ 47. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。 48. You’re nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。 49. It’s not my fault. 不是我的错。 50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。 51. I can’t help it. 我没办法。 52. That’s your problem. 那是你的问题。 53. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想听！ 54. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。 55. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。 56. Who do you think you’re talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话？ 57. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子！ 58. You’re so careless. 你真粗心。 59. Why on earth didn’t you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话？ 60. I’m about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了！ 61. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个！ 62. I’m not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦！ 63. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你！ 64. That’s terrible. 真糟糕！ 65. Just look at what you’ve done! 看看你都做了些什么！ 66. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你！ 67. You’re a disgrace. 你真丢人！ 68. I’ll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你！ 69. Don’t nag me! 别在我面前唠叨！ 70. I’m sick of it. 我都腻了。 71. You’re such a bitch! 你这个婊子! 72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了！ 73. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事！ 74. You
’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！ 75. You’ve gone too far! 你太过分了！ 76. I loathe you! 我讨厌你！ 77. I detest you! 我恨你！ 78. Get the hell out of here! 滚开! 79. Don’t be that way! 别那样！ 80. Can’t you do anything right? 成事不足，败事有余。 81. You’re impossible. 你真不可救药。 82. Don’t touch me! 别碰我！ 83. Get away from me! 离我远一点儿！ 84. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。 85. You’re a joke! 你真是一个小丑！ 86. Don’t give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。 87. You’ll be sorry. 你会后悔的。 88. We’re through. 我们完了！ 89. Look at the mess you’ve made! 你搞得一团糟！ 90. You’ve ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。 91. I can’t believe your never. 你好大的胆子！ 92. You’re away too far. 你太过分了。 93. I can’t take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦！ 94. I’m telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次！ 95. I could kill you! 我宰了你！ 96. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！(比尔·盖茨常用) 97. I can’t believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢! 98. You never tell the truth！ 你从来就不说实话！ 99. Don’t push me ! 别逼我！ 100. Enough is enough! 够了够了！ 101. Don’t waste my time anymore. 别再浪费我的时间了！ 102. Don’t make so much noise. I’m working. 别吵，我在干活。 103. It’s unfair. 太不公平了。 104. I’m very disappointed. 真让我失望。 105. Don’t panic! 别怕! 106. What do you think you are doing? 你知道你在做什么吗？ 107. Don’t you dare come back again! 你敢再回来！ 108. You asked for it. 你自找的。 109. Nonsense! 鬼话！！1. Stop complaining!别发牢骚！ 2. You make me sick!你真让我恶心！ 3. What's wrong with you?你怎么回事？ 4. You shouldn't have done that!你真不应该那样做! 5. You're a jerk!你是个废物/混球！ 6. Don't talk to me like that!别那样和我说话! 7. Who do you think you are?你以为你是谁？ 8. What's your problem?你怎么回事啊？ 9. I hate you!我讨厌你！ 10. I don't want to see your face!我不愿再见到你！ 11. You're crazy!你疯了! 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?你疯了吗？(美国人绝对常用！) 13. Don't bother me.别烦我。 14. Knock it off.少来这一套。 15. Get out of my face.从我面前消失！ 16. Leave me alone.走开。 17. Get lost.滚开！ 18. Take a hike!哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。 19. You piss me off.你气死我了。 20. It's none of your business.关你屁事！ 21. What's the meaning of this?这是什么意思？ 22. How dare you!你敢！ 23. Cut it out.省省吧。 24. You stupid jerk!你这蠢猪！
25. You have a lot of nerve.脸皮真厚。 26. I'm fed up.我厌倦了。 27. I can't take it anymore.我受不了了！(李阳老师常用) 28. I've had enough of your garbage.我听腻了你的废话。 29. Shut up!闭嘴！ 30. What do you want?你想怎么样？ 31. Do you know what time it is?你知道现在都几点吗？ 32. What were you thinking?你脑子进水啊？ 33. How can you say that?你怎么可以这样说？ 34. Who says?谁说的？ 35. That's what you think!那才是你脑子里想的！ 36. Don't look at me like that.别那样看着我。 37. What did you say?你说什么？ 38. You are out of your mind.你脑子有毛病！ 39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。 40. Drop dead.去死吧！ 41. **** off.滚蛋。 42. Don't give me your shit.别跟我胡扯。 43. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses.别找借口。 44. You're a pain in the ass.你这讨厌鬼。 45. You're an asshole.你这缺德鬼。 46. You bastard!你这杂种！ 47. Get over yourself.别自以为是。 48. You're nothing to me.你对我什么都不是。 49. It's not my fault.不是我的错。 50. You look guilty.你看上去心虚。 51. I can't help it.我没办法。 52. That's your problem.那是你的问题。 53. I don't want to hear it.我不想听！ 54. Get off my back.少跟我罗嗦。 55. Give me a break.饶了我吧。 56. Who do you think you're talking to?你以为你在跟谁说话？ 57. Look at this mess!看看这烂摊子！ 58. You're so careless.你真粗心。 59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth?你到底为什么不跟我说实话？ 60. I'm about to explode!我肺都快要气炸了！ 61. What a stupid idiot!真是白痴一个！ 62. I'm not going to put up with this!我再也受不了啦！ 63. I never want to see your face again!我再也不要见到你！ 64. That's terrible.真糟糕！ 65. Just look at what you've done!看看你都做了些什么！ 66. I wish I had never met you.我真后悔这辈子遇到你！ 67. You're a disgrace.你真丢人！ 68. I'll never forgive you!我永远都不会饶恕你！ 69. Don't nag me!别在我面前唠叨！ 70. I'm sick of it.我都腻了。 71. You're such a bitch!你这个婊子! 72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around!别鬼混了！ 73. Mind your own business!管好你自己的事！ 74. You're just a good for nothing bum!你真是一个废物！/你一无是处！ 75. You've gone too far!你太过分了！ 76. I loathe you!我讨厌你！ 77. I detest you!我恨你！ 78. Get the hell out of here!滚开! 79. Don't be that way!别那样！ 80. Can't you do anything right?成事不足，败事有余。 81. You're impossible.你真不可救药。 82. Don't touch me!别碰我！ 83. Get away from me!离我远一点儿！ 84. Get out of my life.我不愿再见到你。/从我的生活中消失吧。 85. You're a joke!你真是一个小
丑！ 86. Don't give me your attitude.别跟我摆架子。 87. You'll be sorry.你会后悔的。 88. We're through.我们完了！ 89. Look at the mess you've made!你搞得一团糟！ 90. You've ruined everything.全都让你搞砸了。 91. I can't believe your never.你好大的胆子！ 92. You're away too far.你太过分了。 93. I can't take you any more!我再也受不了你啦！ 94. I'm telling you for the last time!我最后再告诉你一次！ 95. I could kill you!我宰了你！ 96. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！（比尔·盖茨常用) 97. I can't believe a word you say.我才不信你呢! 98. You never tell the truth！你从来就不说真话！ 99. Don't push me !别逼我！ 100. Enough is enough!够了够了！十个经典爱情英文句子：1，I love you not because of who you are, but because of who i am when i am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。2，No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。3，The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。4，Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。5，To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。6，Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。7，Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。8，Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。9，Maybe god wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。10，Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。1. I'm so fed up with your BS. Cut the crap. 我受够了你的废话,少说废话吧.美女(美国的女人)是不喜欢说shit这个不雅的字的,所以她们就说shoot,或是BS(=Bull shit)来表示她们还是很有气质的. "Cut your crap."是当你
玩英雄联盟骂人的话(四)
长春新东方有位老师,和一位对中国充满敌意的外国人对骂,结果那个老外被他骂了整整30分钟,没有一句重复,然后老外说,你是哪里人，那个老师最后用日语说了句,我们日本人都这样!有时候,一口流利的脏话未尝不是件好事,哈哈!大家多学学吧!
一，优雅骂人
1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚！
2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！
3. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？
4. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!
5. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！
6. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!
7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？
8. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？
9. I hate you! 我讨厌你！
10. I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！
11. You’re crazy! 你疯了!
12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！）
13. Don’t bother me. 别烦我。
14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。
15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！
16. Leave me alone. 走开。
17. Get lost.滚开！
18. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。
20. It’s none of your business. 关你屁事！
21. What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？
22. How dare you! 你敢！
23. Cut it out. 省省吧。
24. You stupid jerk! 你这蠢猪！
25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。
26. I’m fed up. 我厌倦了。
27. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用）
28. I’ve had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。
29. Shut up! 闭嘴！
30. What do you want? 你想怎么样？
31. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗？
32. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊？
33. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说？
34. Who says? 谁说的？
35. That’s what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的！
36. Don’t look at me like that. 别那样看着我。
37. What did you say? 你说什么？
38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！
39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。
40. Drop dead. 去死吧！
41. Fuck off. 滚蛋。
42. Don’t give me your shit. 别跟我胡扯。
43. Don’t give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。
44. You’re a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。
45. You’re an asshole. 你这缺德鬼。
46. You bastard! 你这杂种！
47. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。
48. You’re nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。
49. It’s not my fault. 不是我的错。
50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。
51. I can’t help it. 我没办法。
52. That’s your problem. 那是你的问题。
53. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想听！
54. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。
55. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。
56. Who do you think you’re talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话？
57. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子！
58. You’re so careless. 你真粗心。
59. Why on earth didn’t you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话？
60. I’m about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了！
61. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个！
62. I’m not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦！
63. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你！
64. That’s terrible. 真糟糕！
65. Just look at what you’ve done! 看看你都做了些什么！