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篇一:《圣诞节有关的几个小小笑话》
圣诞节有关的几个小小笑话
The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
法官与小偷
那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。 “采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。
“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？”
在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。
Jesus's Telly
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired. "But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.
"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.
耶稣的电视机
圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。 他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。
“可是那个角落里是什么？”妈妈问。
“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么？
答案：锄地。（英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。） On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up? Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起？
答案：当然是圣诞老人啦！为什么？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
篇二:《【微智慧】6个关于“圣诞节”的冷幽默热笑话,你笑翻了吗？Six Jokes Concerning Christmas》
【微智慧】6个关于“圣诞节”的冷幽默热笑话，你笑翻了吗？Six Jokes Concerning Christmas
发表于：2013-12-19
（1）Good Lights 好灯
A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. I did, and each one lit up. "Great," she said. I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "I don’t want this box," she said abruptly. "It’s been opened."
一位顾客进我们的商店买圣诞灯。我给她看了我们店里最好的牌子，但还需确认一下灯泡是否正常。她让我把灯泡从盒子里拿出来，然后通上电。我照做了。每一个灯泡都是正常的。她说:“非常好。”我小心翼翼地把这串圣诞灯放回盒子里。可当我把这一盒灯泡交给她时，她吃惊地看着我，突然说：“我不要这一盒，它打开过的。”
（2）Hiding the Presents 藏礼物
I had finished my Christmas shopping early and had wrapped all the presents. Having two
curious children, I had to find a suitable hiding place. I chose an ideal spot—the furnace room. I stacked the presents and covered them with a blanket, positive they’d remain undiscovered. When I went to get the gifts to put them under the tree, I lifted the blanket and there, stacked neatly on top of my gifts, were presents addressed to "Mom and Dad, From the Kids."
早些天我就做好圣诞购物并包装好所有的礼物了。因为有两个好奇的孩子，我需要找一个适合藏礼物的隐蔽处。我想到了一个理想的地方–炉子间。我叠好礼物，用一块毯子把它们盖起来，觉得它们肯定不会被发现。当我去拿礼物想把它们放在圣诞树下时，我掀开毯子，看到，在我准备好的礼物上面整齐地叠放着另一些礼物，上面写着“给爸爸妈妈，你们的宝贝”。{圣诞笑话}.
（3）Gift Exchange 交换礼物
My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____.” His response: “Receipts.”
我朋友在检查她儿子的填空题家庭作业。有一行：“在圣诞节，我们和____交换礼物。”他的答案：“收据。”
（4）Limited Knowledge 知识有限
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No
problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don’t worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?" 平安夜那天，在我们分发饼干时，我一不小心掉了一块到地上。“没关系。”我一边说，一边捡起来，并在放回盘子前掸掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四岁大的孩子争论道。“别担心，圣诞老人不会知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“这就是说他知道我有没有做坏事，而他不知道饼干掉在地上过？”
（5）Odd Christmas Visit 奇怪的圣诞拜访
From an article on the Woolacombe Bay Hotel in Devon, England: "Their three-night Christmas break includes a packed program of family entertainment, a crèche, excellent cuisine, and a visit from Satan."
英格兰德文郡Woolacombe海湾酒店有一篇文章：“他们的三日圣诞假期套餐包括家庭娱乐、育婴托管、美味佳肴，还有撒旦来访”。
（6）Waiting for Christmas 等待圣诞节
My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the Mass to start, he turned to her and asked, "What time does Jesus get here?"
我妻子第一次带我们三岁大的孩子去教堂。在弥撒曲开始前我们等了很久，孩子等的不耐烦了，转向妈妈问：“耶稣什么时候来这里？”
原文来自 必克英语/magazine/guide_text.jsp?id=53541707
篇三:《关于圣诞节的冷笑话推荐五则》
关于圣诞节的冷笑话推荐五则
本文为您推荐关于圣诞节的冷笑话五则：
1.为什么圣诞节吃烤鸭而不吃火鸡?
因为……火鸡是感恩节吃的。
2.为什么圣诞节吃烤鸭而不吃烤鸡?
因为……烤鸭是圣诞节吃的。(现在不吃就么机会了!掀桌!)
3.为什么圣诞节圣诞老人要送礼物?
因为……是一年中他唯一能工作的日子。
4.为什么圣诞老人要工作?
因为……第二天是一年中他唯一能领工资的日子。
5.为什么圣诞节这么冷?
因为……你看了这么冷的冷笑话。
篇四:《圣诞笑话》
圣诞树
查理每年都向他老爸吵着要圣诞树，他老爸总是说太贵了，不想买。
今年圣诞节又到了，查理的老爸实在被他吵得头疼，于是提起斧子出了门。过了一刻钟，老爸扛着一棵大个的圣诞树回来了。查理高兴地大叫起来，“老爸，你真了不起，才花一刻钟就砍了这么大的一棵树回来！”
老爸拍拍他的后脑勺说，“傻小子，砍树哪有那么快，我是从集市上带回来的。” 查理问：“你不是嫌贵不想买的吗？”
老爸说：“没看我带了斧子吗？”
时间早了
圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦地问受审人：“你干了什么坏事呀？”
“我今年圣诞购物早了些，”犯人哭着回答。
“那并不是件坏事，”法官说，“到底多早啊？”
“商店开门之前，”犯人答道。
圣诞老人的孙子 :H$U*D
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